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The Current Worst Person in the World

Before this guy stole a bike from a frontline worker during the middle of a pandemic, he had just attended a rave.

You can’t see it in the video, but he’s wearing Tapout t-shirt and Supras, and he dreams of driving a Dodge Charger with a Monster sticker on it.

He was strong enough to rip the bike off the fence because he does Crossfit.

His bag is full of vape pens and CD copies of the rap album he just recorded under the name Shotgun Fingaz.

He has three kids with three women, is unemployed, and lives with his mom, who he makes buy him cigarettes. His current girlfriend is 16.

Seriously, fuck this guy.

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