All posts tagged "gnarticles"
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1.8KGNARTICLESMountain Biker With i9 Hubs Humped to Death by Grasshoppers
In a tragic but predictable event, a mountain biker riding Industry Nine (i9) Torch hubs was humped to death by millions of...
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Road Bikers to the World: “We’re Vehicular-Identifying Persons!”
In a movement sweeping country roads, canyon drives and city streets across the nation, cyclists are eschewing the title “road biker” in...
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Mountain Biker Celebrates Freedom by Going into Debt for New Bike
As mountain bikers across the country prepare for the long Fourth of July weekend, one Golden, Colorado rider is gearing up for...
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Row vs. Wade Being Debated at River Take-Out Points Across the Country
A heated debate whether or not to row or wade up to lake and river take-out points has water enthusiasts across the...
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Fact Check: No, You Did Not Hit a 10-Foot Drop
SUMMARYLast Monday at work, as you ate a stale blueberry Dunkin donut with your fly half-unzipped while telling a story about your...
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Gnarhart Introduces New Denim Freeride Dungaree Jorts and Enduro Jumpsuit
VANCOUVER, WA—Mountain bikers desperately seeking attention beyond that provided by mustaches, party shirts and neon sunglasses have a new option thanks to...
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Bernie Sanders Wears Wrong Gloves to the Bike Park
BURNET, TX—Former presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders was spotted at Spider Mountain Bike Park Friday visibly upset after realizing he wore the wrong...
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XC Rider Tells Paraplegic on EBike to “Earn Your Turns”
Brown County, IN—A Brown County, Indiana man who is paralyzed from the waist down was stunned this week when a cross-country rider...
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Proud DINK Bike Dads Post Back to School Photos of Bikes
DRAPER, UT—As pumpkin-spice mothers across the country post photos of their children smiling from the front porch on their first day of...
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“$5 a Month for Strava is too Expensive,” Says Guy with $60,000 Sprinter Van and $11,000 Bike
BOZEMAN, MT—A surly Bozeman adventurer is among those refusing to pay $5 a month to access popular Strava features, calling the app’s...
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