In the first Gnar Couch podcast, Chief of Staph—who has 20 years experience in radio and no talent—tries to lead a show that also includes two other co-hosts who have never even spoken into a microphone. Sponch’s mullet and Chief’s resemblance to Tom Petty are discussed, as is Jimmy Sniper’s 70 m.p.h. wheelie. Luckily, Kickstand joins the show and saves it from being completely terrible when he tells us his grandma listens to Obituary in her Prius. Then Sponch suggests a Gatekeeper song for you to shred to.