Remember baggy jeans? Well, they've come back around. Skinny jeans did the same thing 15 years ago. Now you're confused about what to wear. Just like denim, wheels come back around over and over again, and just like denim when you accidentally shit yourself forcing out a fart, wheels can be covered in mud. You only have a thin tighty-whitey layer to protect your jeans. Get a nice, thick mudguard to protect your frame.

• Overpriced, but looks cool
• Enduro AF
• Easy to install, unless you're a moron
• Gnar Couch logo attracts other Gnards leading to debaucherous times