Shirts work like whiskey. The more they cost, the better they are. This shirt's cotton is as smooth as fine bourbon, and as gnarly as whatever the hell you'd do after a whole bottle of it. It's the nicer of the Gnar Couch t-shirts, so wear it with some pleated khakis next time you go somewhere fancy, like the truckstop diner. • Soft cotton that gently strokes your sensitive skin as you pound fried chicken • Enhances your man tits • Can be worn with tuxedo jackets • 100% combed ring-spun cotton This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!