All posts tagged "mtb life"
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379GNARTICLESLocal Women’s MTB Group Cancels all Rides to Focus on Hating Men Full-Time
The Pedal Push-Hers, a women’s mountain biking group known for their love of two-wheeled adventures—and now a deep-seated disdain for the male...
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Mountain Biker Forced into the Closet, Comes Out
Kip Dozer had a secret no one on the mountain bike trip knew. He wasn’t like all the other bros, and the...
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New Mountain Bike Makes Castrations Fun Again
Applewhite Bikes has announced the release of its newest model, the Sever, which will hit bike shops and be available online just...
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Gnarhart Introduces New Denim Freeride Dungaree Jorts and Enduro Jumpsuit
VANCOUVER, WA—Mountain bikers desperately seeking attention beyond that provided by mustaches, party shirts and neon sunglasses have a new option thanks to...
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Bernie Sanders Wears Wrong Gloves to the Bike Park
BURNET, TX—Former presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders was spotted at Spider Mountain Bike Park Friday visibly upset after realizing he wore the wrong...
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Road Biker Mistakes Eating Disorder for Performance Diet
BURLINGTON, IA—A Burlington road biker convinced he’s on a performance diet that includes chewing food and spitting it out to manage his...
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Mountain Bikers Shaving Weight by Riding Barefoot
MONTEREY, CA—Clipless pedals are out. Flats are in. In a trend sweeping the mountain bike world, riders of all disciplines are going...
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CDC Study Shows Mountain Biking Preferred Over COVID-19
A new study from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) suggests people prefer mountain biking over COVID-19. Dr. Anthony Fauci,...
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Angry Mountain Biker Completes Grueling 24-Hour Boomer Rant
Sun Valley, ID—An infuriated Sun Valley mountain biker finished a grueling 24-hour Facebook rant Wednesday afternoon, shattering the previous records for number...
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Mountain Biker Realizes IPA Tastes Like Shit
MOUNT SHASTA, CA—A Mount Shasta mountain biker was stunned Tuesday night when he realized the IPA he was drinking actually tasted like...
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