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1.2KGnar Couch Podcast Incident 69-22: The Three-Headed Nude Manbear
No one was stupid enough to join the Gnarcast this week, which is a good thing because Bobston Ross did most of...
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Sandbagini Dominates Beginner Race
By: Kenny Eggs SNOWSHOE, WV—Self-proclaimed professional influencer Ace Sandbagini won this weekend’s Sweaty Cup Series beginner race at Snowshoe Mountain, beating the...
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Fact Check: No, You Did Not Hit a 10-Foot Drop
SUMMARYLast Monday at work, as you ate a stale blueberry Dunkin donut with your fly half-unzipped while telling a story about your...
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Mountain Biker Forced into the Closet, Comes Out
Kip Dozer had a secret no one on the mountain bike trip knew. He wasn’t like all the other bros, and the...
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New Mountain Bike Makes Castrations Fun Again
Applewhite Bikes has announced the release of its newest model, the Sever, which will hit bike shops and be available online just...
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Gnarhart Introduces New Denim Freeride Dungaree Jorts and Enduro Jumpsuit
VANCOUVER, WA—Mountain bikers desperately seeking attention beyond that provided by mustaches, party shirts and neon sunglasses have a new option thanks to...
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Bernie Sanders Wears Wrong Gloves to the Bike Park
BURNET, TX—Former presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders was spotted at Spider Mountain Bike Park Friday visibly upset after realizing he wore the wrong...
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XC Rider Tells Paraplegic on EBike to “Earn Your Turns”
Brown County, IN—A Brown County, Indiana man who is paralyzed from the waist down was stunned this week when a cross-country rider...
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Proud DINK Bike Dads Post Back to School Photos of Bikes
DRAPER, UT—As pumpkin-spice mothers across the country post photos of their children smiling from the front porch on their first day of...
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