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10.0KCoronavirus Traced Back To Mountain Biker’s Knee Pads
BELLINGHAM, WA—World health officials say they’ve traced the origin of the coronavirus back to a Bellingham, Washington mountain biker’s knee pads. Originally...
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Portland Mountain Biker Mistaken For Pedophile
CAMAS, WASHINGTON—Police in Camas, Washington say they originally thought they’d apprehended a pedophile on Chute mountain bike trail, but later learned it...
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Bike Park Coming To Skinwalker Ranch
BALLARD, UTAH—Uintah County, Utah officials have announced plans to develop a bike park at Skinwalker Ranch. The 512-acre supernatural hotbed will include...
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Facebook Post Fails To Solve Muddy Trails Problem
SPRINGFIELD, IL—The Facebook admin of a Central Illinois mountain biking group was once again displeased and surprised when a post reminding people...
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Mad Scientists Blend Bike Materials For Better, Crappier Frame
SEATTLE, WA—Engineers and mad scientists employed by Seattle startup Cykels Engineering say they’ve created a revolutionary new mountain bike material by combining...
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Downhill Mountain Biking And Bobsledding Combined In Fun New Way To Die
PARK CITY, UTAH—Members of Downhill Entertainment and Death (DEAD), a Park City, Utah action sports group, are hoping to capitalize on those...
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Freerider Survives Holiday Weekend In The Desert Consuming Only Beer, Breathing Only Cannabis Vapor
VIRGIN, UTAH—An Ogden mountain biker who was found near a creek bed Monday afternoon in Virgin has returned to his family safely...
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MTB Group Plans First Uphill-Specific Bike Park
BEND, OR—An Oregon uphill mountain biking advocacy group has been given the green light to build the first uphill-specific bike park in...
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Tight Pants Nearly Cost Dirt Jumper His Legs, Life
FRISCO, COLORADO–A teenager is feeling #blessed and a Hayes, Kansas man is a hero following a harrowing incident at the Frisco Bike...
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Trump Impeached After Riding A Huffy
The United States House of Representatives issued an article of impeachment against President Donald Trump yesterday after learning Trump rides a Huffy....
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