All posts tagged "mountain bike"
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1.6KIDIOTORIALAsk the Idiotor – Eight Ways to Ensure Your Bike Gets Stolen
Dear Chief of Staph, I’ve noticed an increase in bike thefts over the past few years. It seems like having your bike...
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“$5 a Month for Strava is too Expensive,” Says Guy with $60,000 Sprinter Van and $11,000 Bike
BOZEMAN, MT—A surly Bozeman adventurer is among those refusing to pay $5 a month to access popular Strava features, calling the app’s...
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Road Biker Mistakes Eating Disorder for Performance Diet
BURLINGTON, IA—A Burlington road biker convinced he’s on a performance diet that includes chewing food and spitting it out to manage his...
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CDC Study Shows Mountain Biking Preferred Over COVID-19
A new study from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) suggests people prefer mountain biking over COVID-19. Dr. Anthony Fauci,...
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Karen Family’s Hike Up Downhill Trail Ruined by Mountain Bikers
A pseudo-religious mother with a terrible haircut was incensed Friday evening when several mountain bikers nearly collided with her and her family...
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Jason Voorhees Recruiting MTB Camp Counselors
CRYSTAL LAKE, NJ—Crystal Lake Mountain Bike Camp will be hosting a camp counselor recruiting event and group night ride tonight at Crystal...
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Mountain Biker With Tree Tattoo On His Arm Breaks Arm On Tree
JACKSON, WYOMING—In an ironic twist of fate a 28-year-old Jackson mountain biker with trees tattooed on his arm broke his arm after...
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Mountain Biker Realizes IPA Tastes Like Shit
MOUNT SHASTA, CA—A Mount Shasta mountain biker was stunned Tuesday night when he realized the IPA he was drinking actually tasted like...
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19-Year-Old Peter Jamison Is Already Better At Filming MTB Than Everyone
I tried for a while to become a mountain bike photographer and when I ultimately failed it was for two reasons. I’m...
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Downhill Mountain Biking And Bobsledding Combined In Fun New Way To Die
PARK CITY, UTAH—Members of Downhill Entertainment and Death (DEAD), a Park City, Utah action sports group, are hoping to capitalize on those...
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