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767GNARTICLESClipless Rider Claims Flat Pedal “Fanboys” Are Overcomplicating Bunny Hops
Asheville, NC — A local mountain biker who pedals “very efficiently” but cannot demonstrably jump a bicycle insisted this week that flat-pedal...
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Bentonville Retains ‘Mountain Bike Capital of the World’ Title in Unanimous Vote of Bentonville Residents
BENTONVILLE, Ark. — Bentonville has once again confirmed it is the “Mountain Bike Capital of the World” after conducting a unanimous vote...
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Mountain Biker Undergoes Painful Shoulder Widening and Arm Extension Surgeries To Justify 800 Millimeter Handlebar
BEND, Ore. — Local mountain biker Trent Wontcut underwent a series of aggressive and medically unnecessary orthopedic surgeries this week to justify...
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Dude Convinced He’s Rampage Material Breaks Collarbone on Midwest Blue Trail
WEST BEND, WI—An Iowa man who repeatedly told friends he’s “basically Rampage-ready” fractured his collarbone Saturday on the second jump of a...
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Bike Parks Abandon Maintenance So Resorts Can Make August Snow
VAIL, CO—Ski resorts confirmed this week they suspended all mountain bike trail maintenance in July to redirect resources toward snowmaking operations for...
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Cat II Downhill Racer Crowned Third-Best of the Third-Best, Declares Himself “Basically Pro”
“Cat II downhill racer Chadley Crankson celebrates third place in the third-best group, complete with "sponsorhips," Trek shoutouts, and podium obsession.
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Local Women’s MTB Group Cancels all Rides to Focus on Hating Men Full-Time
The Pedal Push-Hers, a women’s mountain biking group known for their love of two-wheeled adventures—and now a deep-seated disdain for the male...
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Gnar Couch Podshow 151: Heart-Felt Unification, Bathroom Jerk Alert, Sonic the Echidna
Gear up, you beautiful bastards, it’s time to crank your knobs for another episode of the Gnar Couch Podshow. Your relentless hosts...
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Gnar Couch Podshow 152: The Return of John Kilo, The Sexual Potential of Taco Bell, Botulism and Hot Sauce
Ah, here we go again, another awe-inspiring episode of the Gnar Couch Podshow, with Cheef, Jimmy Sniper, JP, and Boston Rob (especially)...
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Gnar Couch Podshow 150: Tony Olmstead, What the F*ck is a Diaper Spa, A Trail Jimmy Will Go Down On
Alright, you gnarly bastards, strap the fuck in for a no-holds-barred episode of the Gnar Couch Podshow where shit gets real and...
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