All posts tagged "mountain bike life"
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835GNARTICLESFact Check: No, You Did Not Hit a 10-Foot Drop
SUMMARYLast Monday at work, as you ate a stale blueberry Dunkin donut with your fly half-unzipped while telling a story about your...
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Ask the Idiotor – Eight Ways to Ensure Your Bike Gets Stolen
Dear Chief of Staph, I’ve noticed an increase in bike thefts over the past few years. It seems like having your bike...
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“$5 a Month for Strava is too Expensive,” Says Guy with $60,000 Sprinter Van and $11,000 Bike
BOZEMAN, MT—A surly Bozeman adventurer is among those refusing to pay $5 a month to access popular Strava features, calling the app’s...
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Biker has $15,000 in Spending Planned for $1,200 Stimulus Check
BOULDER, CO—A Boulder, Colorado mountain biker says he plans on purchasing about $15,000 worth of mountain bike gear with his $1,200 federal...
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Angry Mountain Biker Completes Grueling 24-Hour Boomer Rant
Sun Valley, ID—An infuriated Sun Valley mountain biker finished a grueling 24-hour Facebook rant Wednesday afternoon, shattering the previous records for number...
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After Buying Bikes, Mountain Bikers are too Poor to Hoard Toilet Paper
BELLINGHAM, WA—While the rest of the United States is hoarding toilet paper, one group of people remains unaffected—mountain bikers. Well known for...
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