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3.0KPeloton Disciplines Trainers For Teaching Suicide No-Handers To MILFs
Popular stationary bike company Peloton is disciplining its online personal trainers for teaching suicide no-handers to hot moms during the company’s online...
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Shitty Dirt Jump Rebuilt Shittily
CHICAGO, IL—A 21-year-old suburban man was injured at a Chicago do-it-yourself bike park Tuesday afternoon following a crash on a jump that...
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Hipster Indecisiveness Clouds Red Bull Fixie Freeride Event
PORTLAND, OR—After last year’s successful effort to expand Rampage with the women’s-only event, Formation, Red Bull has extended an invitation to another...
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Huck-To-Flat Mountain Biking Event Looking For Venue And Sponsors
VANCOUVER, B.C., CANADA—A North Shore mountain bike group is looking for sponsors and a venue for what they’re calling the most extreme...
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XC Rider Pissed Off When E-Bikers Have More Fun
PARK CITY, UTAH—A local cross country racer was outraged Friday morning after three e-bikers had more fun climbing Pinecone than him. Kashton...
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Colorado Man Gets Super High, Buys Bike From Himself
AURORA, CO-In a surprising twist, a Colorado man ended up buying a bike from himself last week after he listed it on...
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Mountain Biker Doesn’t Believe He’s not Sponsored
Mountain Biker Taylor Zaden, who goes by the Instagram handle TaylWhipZ, was dismayed last week when he found out mountain biking provided...
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Gnarly Bro Wears Red Shirt, People Confused
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — It was a surprise no one at the bike park was ready for. 25-year-old Tate Smith ditched...
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Shuttle Bro Shows Up With Two-Rack, No Tailgate Pad
VANCOUVER ISLAND, B.C., CANADA—Members of a local Vancouver Island riding group were angered last week when a 26-year-old man showed up for...
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Dentist Vows to Ride Mountain Bike More Than One Season
DRAPER, UT — Despite what colleagues and members of the Thursday night group ride will think, a 42-year-old Draper dentist has vowed...
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