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Anti-Social Credit Tank

SKU 00030
$31.95
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Tank tops are cool because they show off your collarbone surgery scars. Most of you are overweight or malnourished skeletons so you'll never look like the dude modeling this. That said, this is the perfect jersey because it's not a jersey. Jerseys suck. Has our anti-social credit graphic on it, which some people will probably be offended by in lift lines. • Cooler (literally and figuratively) than t-shirts and jerseys • Would look good if you weren't so fat or skinny • The bottom can be cut off for added sexiness • Unclear Chinese lettering probably says you suck • Will improve your social standing in anti-social circles • 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)

Size guide

  CHEST
XS (inches) 32 ⅜
S (inches) 34 ⅝
M (inches) 37
L (inches) 40 ⅛
XL (inches) 43 ¼
2XL (inches) 46 ½
  CHEST
XS (cm) 82.3
S (cm) 88
M (cm) 94
L (cm) 102
XL (cm) 110
2XL (cm) 118
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