You have a mustache and a mullet, you wear neon Hawaiian shirts, you rock Snake Bro sunglasses, and you do it all unironically. The only thing keeping you from wearing the worst outfit imaginable is a terrible fanny pack. With the Gnar Couch Ass Packer, you'll ascend to an L. Ron Hubbard-level of hipsterdom, helping you gain all the attention you crave.
• Looks great in 2020, when people wear whatever the hell they want
• Holds your Snake Bro sunglasses and mustache trimmer
• Room for an innertube, park tool, and a couple PBRs
• Something you can laugh at when you look at photos in 10 years
• Silky interior has multiple uses
• Can be worn over your shoulder like the dork in the product photo
