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The Collarboner Long Sleeve

SKU 00032
$36.75
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It would be so fitting to break your collar bone while wearing a shirt with broken collar bones on it. Some people, like Alanis Morissette, would call it ironic, but that's not how irony actually works. Or is it? We don't know. We're stupid. Buy the shirt and try not to crash. • Decorated with collar bone x-rays from Boston Rob, Sponch, Jimmy Sniper, and Cheef • A real conversation starter • Shows you what will happen to you if you mountain bike long enough • Limp Bizkit quote on sleeve, as mandated by Sponch • Long sleeves hide your stupid elbow pads • Regular fit

Size guide

  SHIRT LENGTH SHIRT WIDTH ACROSS SHOULDERS SLEEVE LENGTH (FROM CENTER BACK)
S (inches) 28 18 17 1/4 34 1/2
M (inches) 29 20 19 1/4 35 1/2
L (inches) 30 22 21 1/4 37
XL (inches) 31 24 23 1/4 38
2XL (inches) 33 26 25 1/4 40
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