All posts tagged "mountain bike parody"
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896GNARTICLESRich Guy Upgrades His Entire Bike, Refuses to Acknowledge He Still Sucks
PARK CITY, Utah — A local rider who spent more than five figures upgrading every component on his mountain bike said this...
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Clipless Rider Claims Flat Pedal “Fanboys” Are Overcomplicating Bunny Hops
Asheville, NC — A local mountain biker who pedals “very efficiently” but cannot demonstrably jump a bicycle insisted this week that flat-pedal...
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Mountain Biker Undergoes Painful Shoulder Widening and Arm Extension Surgeries To Justify 800 Millimeter Handlebar
BEND, Ore. — Local mountain biker Trent Wontcut underwent a series of aggressive and medically unnecessary orthopedic surgeries this week to justify...
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