MTB humor – Gnar Couch

B.C. Dad Says Turning Children IntoRevenue Stream is Just “Good Parenting”

WHISTLER, BC, Canada. — A British Columbia mountain bike father with no competitive résumé has expanded what he calls a “family engagement...

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Bike Brands Pivot From Bikes to “Premium Protest Infrastructure,” Cite Moral Need for Lighter, Stronger Sign Posts

BLOOMINGTON, Minn. — Several high-end cycling brands announced this week they are suspending bicycle manufacturing to produce what executives describe as “structurally...

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Clipless Rider Claims Flat Pedal “Fanboys” Are Overcomplicating Bunny Hops

Asheville, NC — A local mountain biker who pedals “very efficiently” but cannot demonstrably jump a bicycle insisted this week that flat-pedal...

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Dude Convinced He’s Rampage Material Breaks Collarbone on Midwest Blue Trail

WEST BEND, WI—An Iowa man who repeatedly told friends he’s “basically Rampage-ready” fractured his collarbone Saturday on the second jump of a...

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Local Rider Too Busy Riding Trails To Build Trails

Local mountain biker Lance Idleman once again said he was “too busy” to join volunteers for a trail-building day, despite being spotted...

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Jackson Goldstone’s Tight Kit Inspires Riders to Surgically Fuse Polyester to Skin

Professional downhill racing has officially merged sport with body horror after Canadian rider Jackson Goldstone stormed to the 2025 UCI World Cup...

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Specialized Partners With Klarna and Chapter 11 Attorneys for Free Demo Days

In a move industry insiders are calling the most efficient consumer pipeline in history, Specialized has announced a three-way partnership with Klarna...