mountain bike humor – Gnar Couch

Rich Guy Upgrades His Entire Bike, Refuses to Acknowledge He Still Sucks

PARK CITY, Utah — A local rider who spent more than five figures upgrading every component on his mountain bike said this...

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Equestrian On Multi-Use Trail Exchanges Friendly Greeting With Mountain Biker About to Swallow Horse Turd Particles

AMERICAN FORK, Utah — What began as a polite nod and a cheerful “hello” between a mountain biker and a passing equestrian...

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Pentagon Classifies Surron Riders as Terrorists, Greenlights EMP Use for Trail Managers

WASHINGTON, DC — The Pentagon has officially classified Surron electric motorcycle riders as terrorists and approved the use of electromagnetic pulse devices...

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Cat II Downhill Racer Crowned Third-Best of the Third-Best, Declares Himself “Basically Pro”

“Cat II downhill racer Chadley Crankson celebrates third place in the third-best group, complete with "sponsorhips," Trek shoutouts, and podium obsession.