All posts tagged "mountain biking"
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COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — In what experts are calling the most aggressive marginal gain in cycling history, local cross-country rider Armin Lessman...
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Fat Guy Surprised He’s Still Fat After “Intense Training” on eBike
East Peoria, IL — A Pekin man who describes said Tuesday he is stunned that a full year of what he calls...
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Bike Brands Pivot From Bikes to “Premium Protest Infrastructure,” Cite Moral Need for Lighter, Stronger Sign Posts
BLOOMINGTON, Minn. — Several high-end cycling brands announced this week they are suspending bicycle manufacturing to produce what executives describe as “structurally...
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Equestrian On Multi-Use Trail Exchanges Friendly Greeting With Mountain Biker About to Swallow Horse Turd Particles
AMERICAN FORK, Utah — What began as a polite nod and a cheerful “hello” between a mountain biker and a passing equestrian...
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Pentagon Classifies Surron Riders as Terrorists, Greenlights EMP Use for Trail Managers
WASHINGTON, DC — The Pentagon has officially classified Surron electric motorcycle riders as terrorists and approved the use of electromagnetic pulse devices...
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Clipless Rider Claims Flat Pedal “Fanboys” Are Overcomplicating Bunny Hops
Asheville, NC — A local mountain biker who pedals “very efficiently” but cannot demonstrably jump a bicycle insisted this week that flat-pedal...
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Dude Convinced He’s Rampage Material Breaks Collarbone on Midwest Blue Trail
WEST BEND, WI—An Iowa man who repeatedly told friends he’s “basically Rampage-ready” fractured his collarbone Saturday on the second jump of a...
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Local Rider Too Busy Riding Trails To Build Trails
Local mountain biker Lance Idleman once again said he was “too busy” to join volunteers for a trail-building day, despite being spotted...
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Specialized Partners With Klarna and Chapter 11 Attorneys for Free Demo Days
In a move industry insiders are calling the most efficient consumer pipeline in history, Specialized has announced a three-way partnership with Klarna...
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Bike Parks Abandon Maintenance So Resorts Can Make August Snow
VAIL, CO—Ski resorts confirmed this week they suspended all mountain bike trail maintenance in July to redirect resources toward snowmaking operations for...
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