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342B.C. Dad Says Turning Children IntoRevenue Stream is Just “Good Parenting”
WHISTLER, BC, Canada. — A British Columbia mountain bike father with no competitive résumé has expanded what he calls a “family engagement...
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Rich Guy Upgrades His Entire Bike, Refuses to Acknowledge He Still Sucks
PARK CITY, Utah — A local rider who spent more than five figures upgrading every component on his mountain bike said this...
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Bike Brands Pivot From Bikes to “Premium Protest Infrastructure,” Cite Moral Need for Lighter, Stronger Sign Posts
BLOOMINGTON, Minn. — Several high-end cycling brands announced this week they are suspending bicycle manufacturing to produce what executives describe as “structurally...
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Equestrian On Multi-Use Trail Exchanges Friendly Greeting With Mountain Biker About to Swallow Horse Turd Particles
AMERICAN FORK, Utah — What began as a polite nod and a cheerful “hello” between a mountain biker and a passing equestrian...
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Pentagon Classifies Surron Riders as Terrorists, Greenlights EMP Use for Trail Managers
WASHINGTON, DC — The Pentagon has officially classified Surron electric motorcycle riders as terrorists and approved the use of electromagnetic pulse devices...
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Clipless Rider Claims Flat Pedal “Fanboys” Are Overcomplicating Bunny Hops
Asheville, NC — A local mountain biker who pedals “very efficiently” but cannot demonstrably jump a bicycle insisted this week that flat-pedal...
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Bentonville Retains ‘Mountain Bike Capital of the World’ Title in Unanimous Vote of Bentonville Residents
BENTONVILLE, Ark. — Bentonville has once again confirmed it is the “Mountain Bike Capital of the World” after conducting a unanimous vote...
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Local Rider Too Busy Riding Trails To Build Trails
Local mountain biker Lance Idleman once again said he was “too busy” to join volunteers for a trail-building day, despite being spotted...
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Bike Industry to Spin “Wheel of Standards” Again to Provide a Solution to Problem That Doesn’t Exist
The mountain bike industry confirmed Monday it will soon unveil a new equipment standard, chosen by spinning what insiders call the “Wheel...
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