Posts By Chief of Staph
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4.2KGNARTICLESAssholes Riding Wet Trails Responsible For Toilet Paper Shortage
BROWN COUNTY, IN—An increase in assholes riding wet trails—not the coronavirus—is responsible for the nation’s toilet paper shortage, according to the Syndicated...
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Everything Rotorua
I bet there is something for everyone in New Zealand, but I’d rather talk about the things I like—mountains and penguins. Most...
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Mountain Biker With Tree Tattoo On His Arm Breaks Arm On Tree
JACKSON, WYOMING—In an ironic twist of fate a 28-year-old Jackson mountain biker with trees tattooed on his arm broke his arm after...
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Canfield Launches The ONE.2 29er DH Bike
People love to think the world is going up in flames. Yeah, coronavirus has hit the U.S. Sure, you have to donate...
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Mountain Biker Realizes IPA Tastes Like Shit
MOUNT SHASTA, CA—A Mount Shasta mountain biker was stunned Tuesday night when he realized the IPA he was drinking actually tasted like...
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Another New Canfield Bike?
Canfield Bikes posted this photo today, making us think they’re up to something rad in Fruita, Colorado. It looks like another bike...
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Strava Announces New App Aimed At Freeriders, Dirt Jumpers
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Social fitness tracking app Strava has announced a new app aimed at an unlikely crowd—freeride mountain bikers and dirt jumpers....
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19-Year-Old Peter Jamison Is Already Better At Filming MTB Than Everyone
I tried for a while to become a mountain bike photographer and when I ultimately failed it was for two reasons. I’m...
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Coronavirus Traced Back To Mountain Biker’s Knee Pads
BELLINGHAM, WA—World health officials say they’ve traced the origin of the coronavirus back to a Bellingham, Washington mountain biker’s knee pads. Originally...
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Monster Energy Street Style BMX Qualifying Highlights
I like the idea of having a competition in a parking lot, but it could use some tweaks. First, move it to...
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