All posts tagged "mtb"
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3.7KGNARTICLESAfter Buying Bikes, Mountain Bikers are too Poor to Hoard Toilet Paper
BELLINGHAM, WA—While the rest of the United States is hoarding toilet paper, one group of people remains unaffected—mountain bikers. Well known for...
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Jason Voorhees Recruiting MTB Camp Counselors
CRYSTAL LAKE, NJ—Crystal Lake Mountain Bike Camp will be hosting a camp counselor recruiting event and group night ride tonight at Crystal...
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Assholes Riding Wet Trails Responsible For Toilet Paper Shortage
BROWN COUNTY, IN—An increase in assholes riding wet trails—not the coronavirus—is responsible for the nation’s toilet paper shortage, according to the Syndicated...
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Strava Announces New App Aimed At Freeriders, Dirt Jumpers
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Social fitness tracking app Strava has announced a new app aimed at an unlikely crowd—freeride mountain bikers and dirt jumpers....
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19-Year-Old Peter Jamison Is Already Better At Filming MTB Than Everyone
I tried for a while to become a mountain bike photographer and when I ultimately failed it was for two reasons. I’m...
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Coronavirus Traced Back To Mountain Biker’s Knee Pads
BELLINGHAM, WA—World health officials say they’ve traced the origin of the coronavirus back to a Bellingham, Washington mountain biker’s knee pads. Originally...
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Return To Earth Is Now Free On Amazon Prime
Return to Earth with Brandon Semenuk, Brett Rheeder, Emil Johansson, Casey Brown, Matt Hunter and Thomas Vanderham is now free on Amazon...
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Portland Mountain Biker Mistaken For Pedophile
CAMAS, WASHINGTON—Police in Camas, Washington say they originally thought they’d apprehended a pedophile on Chute mountain bike trail, but later learned it...
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E-Bikes Are So Dead
Why are all of you arguing whether or not e-bikes should be allowed on mountain bike trails? Who cares when there are...
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Facebook Post Fails To Solve Muddy Trails Problem
SPRINGFIELD, IL—The Facebook admin of a Central Illinois mountain biking group was once again displeased and surprised when a post reminding people...
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