All posts tagged "gnarticles"
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4.2KGNARTICLESRoad Biker Mistakes Eating Disorder for Performance Diet
BURLINGTON, IA—A Burlington road biker convinced he’s on a performance diet that includes chewing food and spitting it out to manage his...
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Scientists: Kyle is Punching Drywall in Search for Lost Fox Hat
FAYETTEVILLE, AR—A team of University of Arkansas scientists say they’ve finally discovered why Kyle has been punching holes in drywall. “It appears...
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Improved Trail Etiquette During Pandemic Upsetting Facebook Dicks
KAYSVILLE, UT—A Kaysville, Utah man and dozens of others across the country are upset they can’t make negative Facebook posts after uneventful...
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Mountain Bikers Shaving Weight by Riding Barefoot
MONTEREY, CA—Clipless pedals are out. Flats are in. In a trend sweeping the mountain bike world, riders of all disciplines are going...
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CDC Study Shows Mountain Biking Preferred Over COVID-19
A new study from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) suggests people prefer mountain biking over COVID-19. Dr. Anthony Fauci,...
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Karen Family’s Hike Up Downhill Trail Ruined by Mountain Bikers
A pseudo-religious mother with a terrible haircut was incensed Friday evening when several mountain bikers nearly collided with her and her family...
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Biker has $15,000 in Spending Planned for $1,200 Stimulus Check
BOULDER, CO—A Boulder, Colorado mountain biker says he plans on purchasing about $15,000 worth of mountain bike gear with his $1,200 federal...
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CDC Asking Enduro Riders to Wear PPEs and Social Distance
WASHINGTON, DC—The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is requesting all enduro racers wear 3M 6000 full-face respirators with half-shell helmets and...
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Angry Mountain Biker Completes Grueling 24-Hour Boomer Rant
Sun Valley, ID—An infuriated Sun Valley mountain biker finished a grueling 24-hour Facebook rant Wednesday afternoon, shattering the previous records for number...
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Satan Pleased With Social Distance Group Ride
Hawk Hill, UT—Hundreds of mountain bikers amassed south of Salt Lake City last weekend to participate in the first-ever Hawk Hill social...
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