Cool things happen when dumb people fight.
Once, in college, two girls were arguing about whose boyfriend drew a penis on the wall in their apartment. While they were screaming at each other, I stole eight PBRs from them, all the while knowing it was I, Pablo Peencaso, who had crafted the penis. It was a bit of quick thinking I’m still proud of to this day.
When you have an opportunity, seize it. You may just end up with some dumbass’s sick mountain bike.
