How To Steal A Bike In Front Of The Police

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Posted by F1RST WARRIOR on Tuesday, January 14, 2020

Cool things happen when dumb people fight.

Once, in college, two girls were arguing about whose boyfriend drew a penis on the wall in their apartment. While they were screaming at each other, I stole eight PBRs from them, all the while knowing it was I, Pablo Peencaso, who had crafted the penis. It was a bit of quick thinking I’m still proud of to this day.

When you have an opportunity, seize it. You may just end up with some dumbass’s sick mountain bike.

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