Selling my vintage 1913 downhill mountain bike.
This is a one-of-a-kind custom bike, hand-built by my Uncle Jeb before he died of the Spanish flu in 1918. Bike’s age can be confirmed by counting rings in the frame.
While most people prefer carbon or aluminum and bikes with pedals, few know of the benefits of riding a tree branch with a wooden knot stuffed in your anus. It’s much more secure than any clipless pedals, and extremely pleasing in the rough stuff.
With no steering or drivetrain, this vintage rig is perfect for the fixie fan looking to one-up fellow hipsters.
Normal wear and tear from being 107 years old, and typical scratches/weathering expected from being an ancient fucking tree branch. Some poo on the anal knob.
This is the only bike like this in the world so the price is firm.
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