Posts By Chief of Staph
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1.3KGNARTICLESRow vs. Wade Being Debated at River Take-Out Points Across the Country
A heated debate whether or not to row or wade up to lake and river take-out points has water enthusiasts across the...
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New Promo for Addict Jacks Pre-Workout
Speedball Labs has released a promo video for their new pre-workout product, Addict Jacks, and as you can see it’s potent stuff....
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Bentonville to Host Rampaved Freeride Event
BENTONVILLE, AR—In an effort to prove their slogan “The Mountain Bike Capital of the World” is more than marketing hype, Bentonville, Ark....
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Fact Check: No, You Did Not Hit a 10-Foot Drop
SUMMARYLast Monday at work, as you ate a stale blueberry Dunkin donut with your fly half-unzipped while telling a story about your...
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Gear Probe: My New Shoelace
Mountain bike technology has progressed rapidly over the past decade. Carbon has become stronger. Geometry changes have made bikes more capable. Wheels...
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Mountain Biker Forced into the Closet, Comes Out
Kip Dozer had a secret no one on the mountain bike trip knew. He wasn’t like all the other bros, and the...
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New Mountain Bike Makes Castrations Fun Again
Applewhite Bikes has announced the release of its newest model, the Sever, which will hit bike shops and be available online just...
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Gnarhart Introduces New Denim Freeride Dungaree Jorts and Enduro Jumpsuit
VANCOUVER, WA—Mountain bikers desperately seeking attention beyond that provided by mustaches, party shirts and neon sunglasses have a new option thanks to...
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Bernie Sanders Wears Wrong Gloves to the Bike Park
BURNET, TX—Former presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders was spotted at Spider Mountain Bike Park Friday visibly upset after realizing he wore the wrong...
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XC Rider Tells Paraplegic on EBike to “Earn Your Turns”
Brown County, IN—A Brown County, Indiana man who is paralyzed from the waist down was stunned this week when a cross-country rider...
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