All posts tagged "mountain biking"
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3.5KGNARTICLESMountain Bikers Shaving Weight by Riding Barefoot
MONTEREY, CA—Clipless pedals are out. Flats are in. In a trend sweeping the mountain bike world, riders of all disciplines are going...
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CDC Study Shows Mountain Biking Preferred Over COVID-19
A new study from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) suggests people prefer mountain biking over COVID-19. Dr. Anthony Fauci,...
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Karen Family’s Hike Up Downhill Trail Ruined by Mountain Bikers
A pseudo-religious mother with a terrible haircut was incensed Friday evening when several mountain bikers nearly collided with her and her family...
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Biker has $15,000 in Spending Planned for $1,200 Stimulus Check
BOULDER, CO—A Boulder, Colorado mountain biker says he plans on purchasing about $15,000 worth of mountain bike gear with his $1,200 federal...
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Angry Mountain Biker Completes Grueling 24-Hour Boomer Rant
Sun Valley, ID—An infuriated Sun Valley mountain biker finished a grueling 24-hour Facebook rant Wednesday afternoon, shattering the previous records for number...
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Biker Almost Killed by Train
When I was a kid, I lived about two blocks away from some train tracks. My mom and all the other parents...
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Satan Pleased With Social Distance Group Ride
Hawk Hill, UT—Hundreds of mountain bikers amassed south of Salt Lake City last weekend to participate in the first-ever Hawk Hill social...
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After Buying Bikes, Mountain Bikers are too Poor to Hoard Toilet Paper
BELLINGHAM, WA—While the rest of the United States is hoarding toilet paper, one group of people remains unaffected—mountain bikers. Well known for...
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Jason Voorhees Recruiting MTB Camp Counselors
CRYSTAL LAKE, NJ—Crystal Lake Mountain Bike Camp will be hosting a camp counselor recruiting event and group night ride tonight at Crystal...
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Everything Rotorua
I bet there is something for everyone in New Zealand, but I’d rather talk about the things I like—mountains and penguins. Most...
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