All posts tagged "mtblife"
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2.3KGNARTICLESImproved Trail Etiquette During Pandemic Upsetting Facebook Dicks
KAYSVILLE, UT—A Kaysville, Utah man and dozens of others across the country are upset they can’t make negative Facebook posts after uneventful...
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Karen Family’s Hike Up Downhill Trail Ruined by Mountain Bikers
A pseudo-religious mother with a terrible haircut was incensed Friday evening when several mountain bikers nearly collided with her and her family...
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Biker has $15,000 in Spending Planned for $1,200 Stimulus Check
BOULDER, CO—A Boulder, Colorado mountain biker says he plans on purchasing about $15,000 worth of mountain bike gear with his $1,200 federal...
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CDC Asking Enduro Riders to Wear PPEs and Social Distance
WASHINGTON, DC—The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is requesting all enduro racers wear 3M 6000 full-face respirators with half-shell helmets and...
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Assholes Riding Wet Trails Responsible For Toilet Paper Shortage
BROWN COUNTY, IN—An increase in assholes riding wet trails—not the coronavirus—is responsible for the nation’s toilet paper shortage, according to the Syndicated...
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Facebook Post Fails To Solve Muddy Trails Problem
SPRINGFIELD, IL—The Facebook admin of a Central Illinois mountain biking group was once again displeased and surprised when a post reminding people...
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Downhill Mountain Biking And Bobsledding Combined In Fun New Way To Die
PARK CITY, UTAH—Members of Downhill Entertainment and Death (DEAD), a Park City, Utah action sports group, are hoping to capitalize on those...
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Hipster Indecisiveness Clouds Red Bull Fixie Freeride Event
PORTLAND, OR—After last year’s successful effort to expand Rampage with the women’s-only event, Formation, Red Bull has extended an invitation to another...
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Huck-To-Flat Mountain Biking Event Looking For Venue And Sponsors
VANCOUVER, B.C., CANADA—A North Shore mountain bike group is looking for sponsors and a venue for what they’re calling the most extreme...
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Mountain Biker Doesn’t Believe He’s not Sponsored
Mountain Biker Taylor Zaden, who goes by the Instagram handle TaylWhipZ, was dismayed last week when he found out mountain biking provided...
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