This British asshole is the across-the-pond equivalent of the dick who stole my Dyno VFR when I was 11 years old.
Actually, he’s worse. He has a British accent. British accents are annoying.
In fact, I would let a British person steal my bike just so I wouldn’t have to listen to them anymore. I’d use that angle grinder on my own face, give my bike up, and run into traffic on that nearby street if it would put a quick end to the knife-like piercing effect British accents have on my eardrums.
Jeez, learn to talk like me, a good former Midwesterner who says “warsh,” “crick” and “ope.”
And I was lying…no one can have my bike…and Sam Pilgrim sounds pretty cool…