All posts tagged "mountain biking"
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744GNARTICLESFact Check: No, You Did Not Hit a 10-Foot Drop
SUMMARYLast Monday at work, as you ate a stale blueberry Dunkin donut with your fly half-unzipped while telling a story about your...
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Gear Probe: My New Shoelace
Mountain bike technology has progressed rapidly over the past decade. Carbon has become stronger. Geometry changes have made bikes more capable. Wheels...
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Mountain Biker Forced into the Closet, Comes Out
Kip Dozer had a secret no one on the mountain bike trip knew. He wasn’t like all the other bros, and the...
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New Mountain Bike Makes Castrations Fun Again
Applewhite Bikes has announced the release of its newest model, the Sever, which will hit bike shops and be available online just...
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Gnarhart Introduces New Denim Freeride Dungaree Jorts and Enduro Jumpsuit
VANCOUVER, WA—Mountain bikers desperately seeking attention beyond that provided by mustaches, party shirts and neon sunglasses have a new option thanks to...
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Bernie Sanders Wears Wrong Gloves to the Bike Park
BURNET, TX—Former presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders was spotted at Spider Mountain Bike Park Friday visibly upset after realizing he wore the wrong...
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Proud DINK Bike Dads Post Back to School Photos of Bikes
DRAPER, UT—As pumpkin-spice mothers across the country post photos of their children smiling from the front porch on their first day of...
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“$5 a Month for Strava is too Expensive,” Says Guy with $60,000 Sprinter Van and $11,000 Bike
BOZEMAN, MT—A surly Bozeman adventurer is among those refusing to pay $5 a month to access popular Strava features, calling the app’s...
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Road Biker Mistakes Eating Disorder for Performance Diet
BURLINGTON, IA—A Burlington road biker convinced he’s on a performance diet that includes chewing food and spitting it out to manage his...
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Improved Trail Etiquette During Pandemic Upsetting Facebook Dicks
KAYSVILLE, UT—A Kaysville, Utah man and dozens of others across the country are upset they can’t make negative Facebook posts after uneventful...
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